I was tagged by Sara. Some of these will overlap other things that I have said in the past. Anyway, here are my six religious quirks.
1) When I take the Body of Christ by hand, I feel like I have particles stuck on my hand, so I always have to take it by mouth.
2) I love kneeling and think we should kneel through the entire service.
3) I only like to worship in older style architectural buildings.
4) Organ music makes me giddy.
5) I want to slap everyone who talks during mass.
6) I like mass to be as long as possible, while I prefer the Homily to be as short and to the point as possible. I think that keeps our focus on the Gospel and the Eucharist.
From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 07-12-25 –
Lunch with Fr. Tommy
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Dear Diary, A week since Fr Tommy and private eye and the whole Patsy
“thing”. “Thing” hah! “Things” is mostly quiet now. Still jumpy. Not
sleeping well. N...
11 hours ago
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